Monday, April 4, 2011

The E-mails

Some jerk has been sending me encoded e-mails. Here is the album on my google profile. It's public, so hopefully it will work

https://picasaweb.google.com/113366809336573838467/Apr42011?feat=directlink

The first two I received were in morse, which I'm familiar with. Here are the translations:

April 1 (morning)

Subject: Hello Anomie

Body: He can't see you, but I can.

Evening:

Subject:Pleasentdreams

Body: VERGESSEN SIE NICHT

BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN
BETRETEN VERBOTEN


I don't know if his name is "Play Fair" or "Rat Atattat" but I'm getting rather annoyed. Please help. I want to know what I should say to this sick freak.

2 comments:

  1. I decoded the others--somewhat. Playfair is a way of encoding messages using a passkey. The key for each message was the subject of the email, they decoded like this:

    "Whitey:
    YOUR MEDICATON OBSCURES YOU O
    BUT NOT FOR LONG O
    YOU WILXL FORGET AGAIN I
    AND I WILXL COME X

    Starshine:
    LI TX TL EG IR LX LI TX TL EG IR LR
    I DONT LIKE TRESPASXSERS R
    IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING

    Gabriel:
    YOUR BODY IS A CAGE A
    COME TO ME
    M I HOLD THE KEY
    E YOU CAN DANCE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE V
    FOREVER H
    IM COMING ANOMIE
    GG MC OM IN GX"

    Still have some more to decode, but you got a real weirdo on your hands... take care!

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  2. Thank you. That's legitimately terrifying. I don't really know what to do.

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